★ working hard is rude ★

your daily
sogginess
tracker

Log one thing you refused to do every day.
Watch your Soggy Score climb.
Compete with friends to be the least productive.

free to join. working hard is the only cost.

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Daily Log
Log one refusal per day. Skipped a meeting? Left at 5pm? That's valid content.
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Soggy Score
Your score rises with each log. Miss a day and it drops. Commitment to laziness is still commitment.
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Friend Leaderboard
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SOGGINESS REPORT
personal productivity assessment
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EARLY ONSET SOGGINESS
promising.
⚠️ you haven't logged today. your score is at risk. we're not worried. we're disappointed.
today's log
what did you refuse to do today?
friend leaderboard

the least productive person wins. obviously.

your soggy code
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recent refusals
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your account
display name
soggy code
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